Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Hope Madonna Likes The Heat

Since no one really can remember her songs anymore, in her new tour the over-the-hill, aging ex-superstar Madonna, no longer able to rely on her looks or talent, has again taken to shock tactics to try and get people to remember her.

In her latest concert she has taken it upon herself to sing one of her songs while hanging from a mirrored cross while wearing a crown of thorns.

This coming from a woman who believes in Judaism-lite (Kabala) where her life is happy whenever she wears a red piece of yarn around her wrist.

When she finally bites it I'm sure
Lucifer and this morally corrupt black hole of a person will get a real chuckle over how many souls she tainted by her sad exploits. In the meantime, God will be sitting on his throne wondering why she took the gifts he gave her at conception and turned them into a blatant attack on his divinity.

Stock up on the tanning lotion, baby cakes, you'll need it where you're going.

2 comments:

Pete Bauer said...

Yup.

That's just one of the many reasons God is perfect and I am far from it.

Cricket said...

In some of the stuff I've been reading recently, it appears that when we are judged, we do most of the judging. When God presents our lives to us we see our lives through His eyes. Imagine seeing all that talent, all that could have been done well and good and knowing...absolutely knowing that you don't deserve to be in His presence! Ever!