California Kills All Moms and Dads

The nation's leading mental vacuum also known as the California Senate passed a bill redefining parents by gender, not by sex. So, Mom and Dad will be replaced by Partner 1 and Partner 2.

Who wrote this bill, Dr. Seuss?

Where's the Hallmark Lobby when you need them. I mean, think of how much their sales will decrease with Partner 1 Day and Partner 2 Day and...

Whatever. Political excrement like this makes me want to move to... oh, crap, I'm already in the best country! Oh well.

My disgust with such a bill has nothing to do with homosexuals. As most of you know, many of my oldest and dearest friends are gay. No, it is entirely due to my feelings toward politicians. They're all special interest lap dogs, on both sides of the party lines.

The outcome of this bill, according to reports, is a re-writing of all text books to exclude such devastatingly bigoted phrases as "Mother" and "Father." Yes, we all know how such divisive language has brought all previous generations to their knees with oppression. Nothing has ever burned at my colon more than having to say "Happy 'Mothers' Day" or "Well, 'Dad', I love you." It's so confusing saying Mom and Dad, don't ya think??? Labeling them a Partner with a # afterwards will be SO much easier!

Please, I can barely remember my parents... or is it Partner Units... birthdays, now I'd have to remember their birthday and which Partner # it belongs to? Are you kidding?

This, of course, could impact other states as California is the biggest consumer of text books. Really? Has anyone in the California Senate actually ever read one?

I guess the Bible could then officially be banned too, as Jesus states that a man will leave his mother and father to join his wife and become one flesh.

Included in the bill is required non-gender specific facilities for those not sure what sex, I mean, gender they are, including in all of the schools.

Did the citizens of California, full of Moms and Dads, actually VOTE for this? No.

Maybe they should. If they want to call themselves Partner 1 and Partner 2 by a democratic vote, then I'll just write the whole state off as idiots.

Somehow I think a vote from the people would differ than a vote from their Senate. But, then again, we are talking about California.

You can read more HERE at World Net Daily.