Spam Jokes

As most of everyone else on the planet, I get spam emails with jokes or urban myths or whaterver. Yesterday I got one that had a couple of funny jokes in it about life lessons...

• Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
• Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
• Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that.
  
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

And my personal favorite...

• There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.